Red, White and Maple Leafs

mypenisusedquickattack:

How I look in the mirror

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How I look in pictures

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Everyone ready for August 1?

theeconsultingwizard:

No worries, its

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what happens at girls sleepovers NHL commercial edition

staalsie:

what guys think happens at girls’ sleepovers:image

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

glovehand:

jonathan toews on rooming with patrick sharp at the olympics (◡‿◡✿)

togepied:

wanting to talk to someone really bad
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but they ignore your message
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and you see them talking to other people
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for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited